d.a. hernandez grew up on the mean streets of the English language.

mr. hernandez originally wanted to be a spy when he grew up, but quickly realized he could be more super secret by becoming a writer.

after brief stints brushing whales’s teeth, singing and playing piano in coffee shops on the moon (dark side) as well as carving letters into stone (don’t ask), mr. hernandez apprenticed in the Creative Department of Ether, Inc., Children’s & Unaged Persons Division, before choosing to write for no one’s amusement but his own (but he still cares what you think).

in addition to the letters collected here, mr. hernandez also writes short stories, novels, and post-it notes.

mr. hernandez divides his time between Here and There.